catapenis 

Like a catopolt, this is both jolly old fun and sexual.
The male piles "cum" on the end of his penis. He then pulls hard and folds his penis up towards his stomach, almost like folding it in half.

When the female is ready, he lets go of his penis and the cum should fling off the head of the penis and into the air.
The female should be waiting with an open mouth, ready to catch the seman.

Jarred: Lexie finnaly let me try catapenis with her!

Tom: Sweet! Did she catch it?

Jarred:Yep, and then swallowed it.

Tom: That's hot.

catapenis by Jenarilyn Keuloutin August 29, 2009

Cat Penis 

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.

He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.

Cat Penis by PortalX September 18, 2008

Cat Penis 

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into chunks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually found in the hood.

He got so wasted on the Cat Penis he was up for 2 days.

Cat Penis by PortalX Crew September 18, 2008

cat penis 

an unbelievably small penis, used as an insult to other friends.

Dave: yo i was messing around with your girl last night
Bill: yes, she told me she enjoyed that cat penis of yours.
Dave: WTF
(People across from dave and bill):snicker LOL!

cat penis by bobLOL January 3, 2009

capenis 

When a male takes his dick out and smacks a person in the face three times then cums on the face.

Bitch you just got capenised.

capenis by 420 street is where i live on May 1, 2009

capenis 

a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.

man 1: that capenis is ripped!

man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.

capenis by henniez April 27, 2008

carpenisanu 

carpenisanu is ur bff yuki who calls you cookie you use it when you wanna say something about your bff yuki

guy1: wow dude look at carpenisanu
guy2: wew

carpenisanu by yukiboomboom June 7, 2021