A catfish is a person whose IQ is at least 200 points lower than his or her body weight in lbs.
The female catfish (beached whale) believed that the hot, happening guy with the 6-pack was desperately in love with her even though they had never met or talked in person.
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Despite what the other definitions on here say, a person who catfishes online is not a catfish. The term "catfishing" (online) derives from real-world fishing. The person who is catfishing puts the bait out there, and waits for someone to bite. The person who falls for the bait and believes the catfisher is the catfish.
I love to catfish for hot girls so I can break their stupid catfish hearts.
by monkey0506 November 18, 2013

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a fish that looks like a cat
i was getting my narbin sucked while i was eating a cat fish
by cody stover December 18, 2008

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1 bottom feeder
2 not a filet
After I ate a whole catfish with the head on before the Nascar race, I stabbed Mark, Dak and Kelly with my catfish bones.
by hippity hoo October 03, 2007

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Someone who pretends to be someone or not using facebook or other social media outlets to to create false identitys.Particularly to pursue a deceptive online romance.
Internet person: Hey wanna meet up at central park?
You:SURE!
Internet person: HEY BITCH.
You: HEY YOUR A CATFISH!
by waterdude125 September 01, 2010

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Bearded Lady, hairy woman, women with lots of facial hair
Check that catfish out she's hairier than Jesus
by tonydenver May 06, 2010

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Its the answer to everything.
Dude: Whats the answer to number 25?
Chick: Catfish, duh.
by LaineyMarie January 02, 2011

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