category 4 club

A club one automatically joins after having sex during a category 4 hurricane.

When I go to Florida in the fall with Brad, we are going to become members of the "Category 4 Club".

Get merch

Get the category 4 club mug.

See more merch

Category 5 Fuckstorm

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Get merch

John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!

Get merch

The highest category for idiots. The categorization is derived from hurricanes and was first used by comedian Bill Maher.

Get merch

Get merch

Category 8 bruh moment is a bruh moment in which the main bruh is a male. The number 8 represents the ball sack in which the majority of males have.

Bruh 1: *Gets kicked in the balls

Bruh 2: "this is a category 8 bruh moment"

Get merch

the question that i ask everyone, and it got my crush to hate me...

Me: hey whats your favorite porn category

My crush: WHAT!?

Get merch