cat form
The doggy style position alternative where the receiver places their front half flat on the flat while the lower half is high in the sir, like a cat.
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catformers
Catformers is a cat that has evolved from a human cat, who is rarely transformed from a normal human house cat.
The cat's evolving circumstances are as follows: Owner must be a Anime weeb level 999, must have watched 2 or more Anime series, must have in some way watched hentai, has begun to use nya instead of meow all of the time.
Catforming cats have a tendency to evolve into a real anime chick, who can tease any human being into marrying them. And then slowly kill them in their sleep after seducing them to watch their favorite anime with their new waifu.
the catformers cats can then transform into a human house cat again, and find a new home to rinse and repeat.
The cat's evolving circumstances are as follows: Owner must be a Anime weeb level 999, must have watched 2 or more Anime series, must have in some way watched hentai, has begun to use nya instead of meow all of the time.
Catforming cats have a tendency to evolve into a real anime chick, who can tease any human being into marrying them. And then slowly kill them in their sleep after seducing them to watch their favorite anime with their new waifu.
the catformers cats can then transform into a human house cat again, and find a new home to rinse and repeat.
Person 1: Oh my, have you heard the new "real-life waifu" accident?
Person 2: You mean the one dead weeb guy who was found dead wanking to Anime? What a poor loner.
Person 1: They apparently found a note saying "cat forme-" or something and some cat footprints outside.
Person 2: Sounds like something from transformers and a fantasy movie. Well, Catformers, sounds kinda cool?
Person: 1 Heh, the "catformers accident" ... hmm, that sounds much cooler ngl.
Person 2: You mean the one dead weeb guy who was found dead wanking to Anime? What a poor loner.
Person 1: They apparently found a note saying "cat forme-" or something and some cat footprints outside.
Person 2: Sounds like something from transformers and a fantasy movie. Well, Catformers, sounds kinda cool?
Person: 1 Heh, the "catformers accident" ... hmm, that sounds much cooler ngl.
catformers by Electrocute4u July 4, 2019
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012