castulize

politically correct manner of demeaning a persons character beyond dirt level. a non-physical castration of ones ego done in public. the feeling one gets when ones assertiveness is crushed by overwhelming evidence of the contrary.

She mentioned him as an example of inefficient use of the companies time & money - he was castulized

one is castulized when finding a porn site of his wife fornicating with a dude on his new lawn tractor.

castulize by von Brown October 19, 2007

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Counter-calculize

The act of providing a guesstimate to a statistical question knowing good well that the answer is most likely incorrect, but also knowing that the person requesting the answer will not know any better.

It is also assumed that the question is ultimately irrelevant and therfore the answer is pointless.

ie. (Dan at HDQ needed those figures on the number of electric staplers needing repair by 5pm or else the TPS reports may run late, so I had to counter-calculize an appropriate response.)

Counter-calculize by Waddamz December 23, 2009