Cassandra Claire

Fan fiction writer who weaves quotes from popular television shows such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Black Adder with excerpts from obscure novels, short stories, and occasionally other fan fiction writers's stories, recontextualizing the strands within the Harry Potter framework to produce a hybrid work self-published under her own name.

You'll never believe this: I think I found a sentence in Cassandra Claire's new chapter that's completely her own!

Cassandra Claire by Anne O'Tate October 26, 2006

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Cassandra Claire

Author of The Very Sectet Diaries; Very talented lady with much potential.

Still not King Goddamnit!

I guess Legolas didn't here Daddy last year when he called him the gayest-gay elf to ever nance down the pike.

Cassandra Claire by Agent Z March 9, 2005

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Cassandra Clare

A teenage fantasy author best known for her series, The Mortal Instruments.

Person: Cassandra Clare is my favourite author.

Cassandra Clare by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011

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Cassandra Clare

Cassandra Clare is an teenage author. She has written Ron and Ginny fan fiction and has written The Mortal Instruments which many believe is a giant Harry Potter fan fiction

Cassandra Clare writes books

Cassandra Clare by halfbloodnephilim June 19, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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