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Casper Rose Mazzola 

Ex guitar player and one of the original members of the neopunk band The Distillers, that formed in the late 90s, pressed 3 albums throughout the 2000s, and had signed on to the HellCat record label.

They went on an international tour with other various punk revivalist bands on that label for the annual Vans Warped tour, with the likes of: Rancid, F Minus, Tiger Army, and The Dropkick Murphys.

Rose sang backup for The Distillers at live events, and played backup rhythm guitar. She has been thought to have been sort of like the "Sid Vicious" of Hellcat Records, in the sense that she was notoriously promiscuous, young, and strung out on drugs, which added to the whole heroin chíc allure, that their lead singer/songwriter/frontwoman Brody Armstrong was apparently trying to emulate. Like Sid She had very little to do with the actual creation and recording

Her hometown neighborhood sat directly parallel to it's affluent suburban neighboring city Grosse Pointe, which shared the same bourgeois architectural aesthetics: Large Victorian homes, and brick bungalows, that somehow sat annexed, and adjunct to the spoils of the ghetto.

The song entitled "Hate Me" a track off their second album Sing Sing Death House was written primarily by Rose, but the chorus was not.
"Casper Rose Mazzola is so incredibly sexy!"
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Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
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Cute, chilled and charming. Rare to come by, handsome Caspian's walk around with a sense of mystery to them but make the greatest friends. Kind hearted and trustworthy, he's always willing and ready to lend a hand to anyone who may need it, or an ear. Will never spread your secrets nor lie about you, a definite keeper. Also known for having a big cock, you can always catch the girls taking a sneaky glimpse, especially when in sweatpants.
Absolute gent and all round sound guy
"Hey that Caspian is such a chiller"
"What a top lad, what a Caspian"
Caspian by DodgeV January 6, 2019

Brown Casper 

This is slang for a fart-- especially a fart that is somewhat spooky.
"Is that a brown casper floating around? What a spooky and smelly situation!" or
"I wish I did not unleash that rancid brown casper when I was at that dinner party."

catspiracy 

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.
The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

Caspar Lee 

Caspar Richard Lee is a 17-year-old, new and contemporary, South African YouTube comedian. He is commonly described as “extremely good-looking,” “incredibly funny,” “a YouTube sensation,” having “gorgeous eyes,” “awesome hair,” and a “cute accent.” He is known for having a great body (as many of his videos feature him shirtless).

He was born on 24th April 1994 in London, UK but then moved to South Africa.

Caspar has a quirky, cool, and very loveable personality. Adding a range of different types of humour in his videos engages a large audience of viewers.

Caspar had a few YouTube channels when he was younger. Now he creates and uploads his videos more seriously and frequently. His new and current channel is in the name of “dicasp.” He creates random funny videos about the most random topics! Many of his videos star Caspar with his mum, adorable dogs, sister or friend. His snog.com account is in the same name.

Caspar has a Facebook fan page dedicated to him (casplee).

He is often featured live on his online profiles of mainly blogTV (dafrica) and YouNow. Viewers can chat to him live as they watch.

Caspar is a frequent Tweeter @Caspar_Lee. He sometimes streams live video on twitcam.

Caspar is on other social networking websites too.

Other well-known YouTube comedians Tweet him, are fans, and even sometimes refer to him in their videos. He is popular around the world as in town! Some fans create videos in honour of him and post them on YouTube.
Brittany: Who's that hot guy you keep watching on YouTube?
Me: It's Caspar Lee! I know he is so cute and hilarious! His videos are so addictive!

Olivia: OMG! Is that Caspar Lee?! I love his videos! He's so funny!
Me: I know he's awesome! Can't get enough of him!

Jessie: That guy is so cute!
Me: Totally like Caspar Lee!
Caspar Lee by Katie Anderson September 20, 2012

rachet casper 

A person who is a ratchet, who talks a lot and/or is very annoying that one tends to ignore them. They are so into themselves that they don't care about anything unrelated to them, due to this, is the reason they are ignored, like a ghost.
Megan is such a rachet, no one ever pays attention to what she says. She's kinda like casper, a rachet Casper.
rachet casper by durtysanch December 31, 2014