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HASHmonKEY 

This peculiar creature, is mostly found playing Team Fortress Classic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.
Oh damn, HASHmonKEY is on, run for cover
HASHmonKEY by JoePinball September 25, 2007

hashmonkey 

Person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. Hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own 'waste' at friends and famliy.
He becomes a right 'hashmonkey' sometimes.
hashmonkey by doris12345 December 13, 2008

Cartmonkey 

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.
He's a cartmonkey at the super store.
Cartmonkey by cartmonkey October 23, 2004

Crassmonkey 

An 'out of the ordinary' individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.
Things a crassmonkey might do:
*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench
*Pick his nose in public
*Eat the butt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
*Burp often
Crassmonkey by Newbury December 29, 2004
A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.
'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'
catmonkey by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015

cashmoney 

bills, not change but bills
got any cashmoney?
cashmoney by PrIzM July 24, 2003