cashew

A cisgender, heterosexual male. Comes from the shortened term "cishet" often auto-correcting to "cashew".

Friend 1: Which bar should we go to tonight?
Friend 2: Not the one down the road, there's too many cashews there.

by lilcatlover March 24, 2022

Cashews

NFL player Jamal Agnew. Flight pronunciation of his name is Cashews or The Cashews dude. Jamal Agnew is a WR and return specialist. Who tied the NFL record for the longest play with a 109 yard return of a missed field goal.

Flight: “Cashews you got it YOU GOT IT CASHEWS.”

by Booper Buppington July 17, 2022

Cashew

When autocorrect corrects "cishet" (a cis-gender, heterosexual person) to cashew

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Jeremy: UGHH, Ben is sooooo hot, but i think hes not into boyyyssss
Alex: Yah hes such a cashew
Jeremy: A WHAT
Alex: adkjhasafhff OMG AUTOCORRECt

Alex: a cishet XD
Jeremy: sahadkf

by MellyShelly June 7, 2020

cashew

The sound of a nut sneezing

"Cashew!"

"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*

by UndercoverRhinocerous October 31, 2015

cashew

Cashew is a tulpa which is also known as an imaginary friend

Hey my cashew is misbehaving today

by EzioReal August 13, 2021

cashew

A cashew means tulpa which is also known as a imaginary friend it is created by making the brain think there is more than 1 of you

Hey my cashew is misbehaving help

by EzioReal August 14, 2021

cashew nut

A tiny Mexican with a great mustache

Hey cashew nut, how ya doin?!

by Najahhddjka March 7, 2015