Cash or ass - definition - when you loan a couple hundred bucks to a great friend and she avoids paying you back, but wants her car worked on.
Cash or ass and we are squared up
Cash or ass and we are squared up
Friend 1 - man what happened to alissa?
Me - idk bro why?
Friend 1 - isn't that her over there?
Me - hell yeah she owes me cash or ass!
Friend 1 - what? Lol
Me - she owes me two hundred bones
Friend 1- oh, cash or ass, I see
Me - idk bro why?
Friend 1 - isn't that her over there?
Me - hell yeah she owes me cash or ass!
Friend 1 - what? Lol
Me - she owes me two hundred bones
Friend 1- oh, cash or ass, I see
by Ben Franklin 💯 August 30, 2017
by Limbonicks January 30, 2016
A girl that is cashed. "Cashed" in the sense that stoners use it, to imply that the bowl is empty, and the person is attempting to burn the post resin. This future pro-noun applies to woman that are completely empty and or useless. In essense the paystub to an already cashed check, usually it implies to a girl that was of worth such as a once full bowl of chronic has worth to a stoner, but now has fallen down multiple slippery slopes to the point of maintaining no worth. There is no hope for these woman as one cannot become uncashed, unless she builds a time machine and prevents the intial cashing process.
Guy 1: Did that girl just get fucked by 6 dudes at the same time ?
Guy2: Yeah she used to have alot of worth when she was dating Spencer Sample, but then he broke up with her, setting forth the cashing process. Tonight those 6 neanderthals just smoked the last of the resin, that was her self esteem, the last one was about to come until he realized she was a cashed ass hoe, which lead him to refraining from climaxing, spitting on her, and then going home and cutting off his own penis.
Guy2: Yeah she used to have alot of worth when she was dating Spencer Sample, but then he broke up with her, setting forth the cashing process. Tonight those 6 neanderthals just smoked the last of the resin, that was her self esteem, the last one was about to come until he realized she was a cashed ass hoe, which lead him to refraining from climaxing, spitting on her, and then going home and cutting off his own penis.
by S.J. Sample December 8, 2010
(Burning Ring of Fire) Do you really need an explanation? Runny diarrhea that burns as it exits. This often happens the morning after spicy food, or Chinese food (Chinese fireball). It really is self explanatory.
by homerer May 11, 2009
Having a close girl whom is not your girlfriend but close to family like a sister.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.
Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.
Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.
That girl alissa is close to like being family to a ton of friends. Yea she owes three hundred bones to her brother and she's ignoring him. Yea she knows the drill, it's cash or ass directly from me to her.
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!
Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?
Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?
Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode
Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!
Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?
Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?
Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode
Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?
by Ben Franklin 💯 August 29, 2017