The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it

The Caretaker makes cool music.

The Caretaker by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021

Caputa

Caputa: Italian for ‘go fuck yourself’ as translated by beetlejuice.

-Hey beetlejuice, you speak Italian?
-yeah, caputa
-caputa, what does that mean?
-it means go fuck yourself

Caputa by Soft serve ice March 1, 2020

Cartayism 

Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism

1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female

2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female

3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way

4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to

5: thou shall not gawk at females in public

6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone

7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female

8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol

Male: Bro I'm done with girls, I'm following Cartayism

Cartayism by Cartayism May 12, 2014

CAROTAN 

CAROTAN is a ship. The best ship!

OMG I STAN CAROTAN!

CAROTAN by Carotan September 17, 2019

caruana 

A Maltese name, meaning of loyalty courage and strength, not afraid of backing down. As well as it rhymes with marajuana, the person is well aware and down to earth, they know whats good. They humble.

"That persons got such a powerful vibe, must be a caruana."

caruana by versacee February 26, 2018

Carita 

Nickname for someone that is cute, beautiful. Literally means having a petit face with beautiful features

Wey, como le dises a tu novia de carino.
Le digo Carita.

Carita by Jesusito January 12, 2009

cardtard 

Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.

So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?

cardtard by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009