Eric Cartmenez

South Park's Eric Cartmen's alter ego. In "Eek, a Penis!" Eric Cartmen tries to become a calculus teacher. To reach inner-city kids, he became a Hispanic teacher named Eric Cartmenez teaching the children how to cheat calculus.

Student 1: "I don't understand how to cheat on my test"
Eric Cartmenez: "How do I reeach those kïds?"

Example 2

Principle: Congratulations Mr. Cartmenez!

Eric Cartmenez: "I reeached those kïds"

Eric Cartmenez by mm24ish January 1, 2011

eric cartmen 

Eric Cartmen is a character in South Park. In most episodes he is the focus of the show. He is extremely negative and destructive in his thoughts and actions. That might have something to do with the fact that his mother is a hermaphrodite town slut and he is big boned(not fat).

1. Eric Cartmen : Now I am done measuring everyone's penis size.

Stan : Dude, your penis size is yet to measured.

Eric : I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.

Stan : Your penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your penis in front of witnesses.

Eric : Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?

Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.

Eric : OK FINE.

Stan : (Measures Eric's penis size) It is 1.2".

2.

Eric : Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.

Eric's Mom : Eric, that is too expensive. We can't afford that. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.

Eric : BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE HAS AN IPAD.

Eric' Mom : I am not buying that.

Eric : (Turns his back towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before I get FUCKED.

eric cartmen by sooommmeeoonnneeeee July 10, 2011

Cartmanesque 

Similar to or resembling the behavior of one Eric Cartman (of the show South Park). Characteristics include, but are not limited to, obsession with revenge, twisted logic, the need for power, the desire to always be right and to demoralize those who oppose him/her. Such behavior can be identified with the constant need to have others respect one's authori-tay.

To seek revenge on her ex-boyfriend (John), Suzie kidnapped John's dog and video taped herself having sex with it. She then proceeded to kill the dog and added the meat to a soup which she then served to John. While he was eating the soup, Suzie played the tape for him. Suzie then became a lesbian. When asked why John broke up with Suzie, he replied "She is very Cartmanesque!"

Cartmanesque by Cartmanesque1 August 24, 2008

Eric Cartmen 

1.) Plural of Eric Cartman

dude: I have 24 Eric Cartmen
dude2: wtf...

Eric Cartmen by jffsiuo January 29, 2008

Eric Cartmen 

The Fat Ass Of South Park. He is Funny and the best person on the show. Cartmen is extremly offensive to jews and black people. Cartmens Mom is also a hoe.

Kyle: Hey Cartmen Can I Have Some Candy?
Cartmen: Lets See hmm Nope Im Sorry Kyle I don't Have Any Jew Candy
Kyle: Fuck You Fat Ass

Or

Cat: meeeooow
Cartmen: no kitty this is my pot pie
Cat: meooooowww
Cartmen: NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!!
Cartmen: Mooommm Kitty's bein a dildo.
Cartmen's Mom : well then i know a certain kitty-kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cat: Meeooooooow?

Eric Cartmen by J- Fizzle June 26, 2005

Boo Cartmanez 

The name for when a man comes home after a night at the club and immediately hops in the shower to get rid of the filth he has acquired after a night of drinking and exotic dancing.

Man when Alex gets home he is going to need a Boo Cartmanez after his endeavors at Sneaky Pete’s.

Boo Cartmanez by King Taint April 11, 2020

Cartmens

Swedish variety streamer on Twitch, the followers of his channels are called Cunts!
He is known for being a fat man , that plays guitar and other instruments. And also come join his channel and Join the FAT army. #Sub #Sellout

Cartmens is a FAT man

Cartmens by mr_kaospilot May 6, 2019