is a character in South Park. In most
episodes he is the focus of the show. He is extremely negative and destructive in his thoughts and actions. That might
have something to do with the fact that his mother is a hermaphrodite town slut
and he is big boned(not
Cartmen : Now I am done measuring everyone's penis size.
Stan : Dude, your
penis size is yet to measured.Eric
: I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.
Stan : Your
penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your
penis in front of witnesses.Eric
: Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?
Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.Eric
: OK FINE.
Stan : (Measures Eric
's penis size) It is 1.2".
: Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.Eric
's Mom : Eric
is too expensive. We can't afford that
. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.Eric
: BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE
HAS AN IPAD.Eric
' Mom : I am not buying that
: (Turns his back
towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before
I get FUCKED.