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carrickfergus 

Carrickfergus (aka Carrick) is a town in Northern Ireland which is beside the sea and has a large number of pubs and hairdressers and banks and butchers and chap shaps and hoods and big girls and prodestants and painted kerbs, like.
Jonty 1: I wish I was... in Carrickfergus...
Jonty 2: No you dont mate, it's well shiiiiite.
carrickfergus by ownies puppy September 16, 2006
Someone who can make you smile and laugh even when your heart is broken. He'll always be there for you and will always make you feel like your stomach is doing flips just by being there. There's no question about his stunning appearance. Hazel eyes, brown hair, about five' eleven". He wears skinny jeans and usually band shirts. Also he is very talented when it comes to music. He'll know more bands than you do. He can play the guitar, sing like nothing you've heard, and he writes beautiful songs. He's sensitive and he's not a jerk. You absolutely won't regret being with Carrick.
"Have you seen Carrick? He's gorgeous! No wonder Katie loves him so much!"
Carrick by Nikki Key June 5, 2009
Noun: a short form of Carrickfergus, a medium-sized seaside town in Northern Ireland, home to a castle, some decent pubs, and more inbred people than Ballycarry.

Although there are other towns prefixed with Carrick- , it is generally accepted that it refers to Carrickfergus.

There are virtually no shops in Carrick. There are a lot of hairdressers, several banks, two places to get chaps (the Hat Spat and the Castle Chippie) and a shitload of offies. There are also a million places you can get your fuckin head bate in.

There are two roads out of Carrick. The one to Belfast has always got a traffic jam on it. The other one goes to Larne, so obviously there's only ever a load of lorries on it.

Carrick is populated by two types of people: Carrick People and everyone else. Everyone else doesn't want to live there, but they have been shat on from a high height at some stage.
Jonty 1 : here mate wheredyou com fram?
Jonty 2 : Carrick, leeek.
Jonty 1 : Lies ta fuck! My mates fram thur. Ja'no Jonty?
Carrick by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006

carrickfergus grammar school 

A school for nerds and stuck ups. All the students in Carrick Grammar think they are something when they are just knobs. Carrick Grammar is the worst school to go to because they somehow managed to burn down a classroom. That’s how stupid these students are. Even though this is supposed to be a “smart” school.
Liam: What school do you go to?
Bob: carrickfergus grammar school
Liam: Lame

dirty carrick 

When a man has sex with your sister and mother at the same time while also snorting Cocaine and drinking his own seamen
“ I had a dirty carrick with your sister and mother sorry
dirty carrick by Dirty carrick November 30, 2021

Carrickmore 

The coolest place to live ever . Exccept for the occasional whore its a lovely town.
omagh bum shower carrickmore
Carrickmore by muhahaha :D November 27, 2009