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Carkour is a form of driving similar to parkour.

It requires a very thorough understanding of your cars limits and innerworkings such as gear timings, acceleration, and aerodynamics.

Elements of carkour include:
- Parking facing outwards, in the spot the shortest distance from your destination.
- Making a series of turns to avoid red lights of excess length (example: right-turn, u-turn, right turn to bypass)
- Choosing the lane of traffic with the least obstructions
- Driving at or above the speed limit, at all costs, including bypassing hazards, and accelerating at a high rate as required.

Carkour can lead to careless driving when practiced improperly at a novice level, however a true carkour master does not endanger any persons safety while executing maneuvers. It is very difficult to argue the case, however, with a law officer, no matter how in-control of a vehicle you are, and thus careless driving infractions are not unlikely. Therefore, it's noted that carkour should only be performed with a vehicle on uncrowded roads under ideal circumstances.
I have recieved 3 careless driving tickets for practicing carkour in my vehicle over the course of 200,000 miles without ever causing an accident.
carkour by Drujon October 21, 2008
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Owen Carvour 

A guy that appears in Spies are Forever which is a musical about Spies.

He is the guy that slipped on the banana and fell. He got betrayed by his boyfriend, Agent Curt Mega in the end as Mega shot him. He dead.
Don't throw your banana skin on the ground. You will slip and fall like Owen Carvour.

I've been betrayed by my best friend kinda like Owen Carvour did.
Owen Carvour by raetheorygal November 23, 2020
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Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

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What a fucking nerd neck!

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Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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love peace and chicken grease 

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Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
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