A self-centered scofflaw ("Oh, POOH on letting families have their own lane!") who safety-belts adult-sized teddy bears (Winnie or otherwise) and other giant stuffed animals into the seats of his car to simulate human passengers so that he can solo-drive in the lanes reserved for minivans.

Carpoohlers are actually a DOUBLE menace when comes to wasting travel-time on the road --- not only do they clog the lanes meant for families with teens and small children, but then when the cops finally crack down on these I-itis-hearted road-hogs, their check-points/road-blocks further slow down entire lanes of traffic and make everybody even later and more frustrated.

carpoohler by QuacksO July 8, 2018

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Carporch

A place where the Car can idle and enjoy a cup of Gasoline.

The car was on its way to the Carporch

Carporch by HomeMedic December 23, 2021

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capoochie

The most grand coochie definable the word itself it scary said to be so powerful a capoochie will leave you ding dong less after one pump.

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capoochie by Archerpak August 8, 2024

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