Carping Out

Mental retardation so severe, one could be compared to have the mental aptitude of Magikarp, thereby drooling and/or flailing about.

Kyle broke the microwave trying to open it, because he was carping out.

Carping Out by Relleron October 2, 2014

campong 

the game of beer pong played outdoors (usually on a picnic table) during a camping trip

Kayla: I can't wait to go camping tonight. John and I are totally going to beat you in campong.

Shannon: I'll bring the red cups!

campong by kml24 June 18, 2009

Carping

Derived from dogging and also piking a carper is someone that speaks to someone on a mobile phone who is in the act of piking.

piking dogging ducking

Carrie innocently phoned Chris on his mobile, only to discover from his panting tones he was engaged in piking.

From that moment on, she knew she was a carper.

Carping by Razzle August 21, 2004

Carping

Carping or to carp; is when a fellow employee down talks you straight to your immediate boss to make him or herself look better.

Jimmy carped Brent by loudly making it known that Brent was ten minutes late for work, as a result of the carping Jimmy got the promotion not Brent.

Carping by Mr. Sek C. January 15, 2012

carlongings

The random shit that you keep in your car.

The red umbrella is in my trunk with all of my carlongings.

carlongings by TheHVACguy February 22, 2022

Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.

After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.

Carping out by Imma_Decoy January 15, 2011

Car Pong 

A game that desperate teenagers play when they can't find a table for ruit. The game involves driving to a desolate or secluded area, and then setting up the cups on the roof and front hood of the car. You then proceed to shoot as if it was a regular ruit table with one team standing at the front, and each member of the opposite team shooting from the passanger and driver side door respectively.

I heard you and your boys played Car Pong at Brett woods last night.
Yeah dude, shit was ragein.

Car Pong by gmasterflex June 26, 2010