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Mental retardation so severe, one could be compared to have the mental aptitude of Magikarp, thereby drooling and/or flailing about.
Kyle broke the microwave trying to open it, because he was carping out.
by Relleron October 02, 2014

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The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.
After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.
by Imma_Decoy January 13, 2011

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