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One who sifts through threads of the carpet in hopes of finding a small amount of cocaine.
When we ran out of coke danny became a carpet monkey.
by P LOS May 17, 2006
A severly sunburnt monkey that travels under your carpet by night, and hides in your socks by day.

It is addicted to myspace.
"Bob did you send a friend request to your carpet monkey yet?"

"I dont wanna be that nukkas friend!. That little bitch gave me athletes foot again!"
by Daniel (look it up) October 22, 2006
a monkey that sits on the carpet.
oh look, the carpet monkey is back
by Ric Dray October 23, 2006