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(noun) One who is adept and dynamic in the art of cunnilingus. 2. One who enjoys muff diving.
That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.
#muff diving #carpet jocky #carpet jockying #jockey #cunnilingus
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
A term used to describe those crazy arabs and their silly magical stories. (Aladdin.) You know, its funny how people make such a big friggin deal about minority racial slurs, but when Dave Chappelle or Nick Cannon goes on TV and makes fun of white people for a whole hour and calls it a television show, nobody says a friggin word. Therefore, this is not a 'derogatory' term.
Those goddam carpet jockeys should stop bombing INNOCENT people and learn to accept people's differences. Maybe then we wouldn't think so lowly of them.
#karpet jockey #carpetjockey #carpet-jockey #carpet jokey #carpet-jockie.
by REASON AND LOGIC August 25, 2006
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