A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.
by DarthInsinuate September 06, 2005
Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018