A person with sub-standard looks.
A person who looks like they operate the tilt-a-whirl at the county fair.
"Mike goes for carnies, he only gets laid when the carnival is in town"
by mb05 May 25, 2005
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1.One who smells like A-1 sauce and piss
2.One who fills the back of a pick up truck and swims in it
"I went to the carnival where i saw a carny eating rocks and drinking piss
by D Dan June 10, 2003
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a language spoken between carnies. that later moved into the enterainment feild. more so the pro-wrestling inner circle. speaking in carnie
no example for those who are not in the inner circle!!!!
by Brian Alexander April 16, 2005
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People that work at carnivals who have small hands and smell like cabbage. Austin powers sums this up.
You know, Carnies the people with small hands that always smell like cabbage
carnies carnivals cabbage mullet uncleanly
by sydddd300535 July 27, 2011
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Slang for people who eat meat. Short for carnivore. Often used in the veggie community.
I used to be a carnie, but now I'm a veggie.
by pseudonymistaken April 10, 2014
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Carnie- A word used to describe an abnormally short person also known as circus folk and are usually eaten by large people. Carnies are very cool and are better than you mother fuckers
Rheanne is a carnie
or
(as Mike would say)
Go back to the circus tent you carnie!
by Carnieclockwatcher June 21, 2005
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the unique ability for a person to MASTER a task to the extent they are deemed a "carnie." these tasks can range from "nintendo duckhunt" to "shoveling." this person completes a task at an above average performance level winning the title of being the "carnie."

"have you seen ali's drawings? she carnied the shit out of them."

"honey, come look at the piper's yard. floyd just symmetrically crosscut his lawn in 23 minutes! what a carnie!"
by mr. acorn February 4, 2008
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