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When you get blackout drunk, wake up with one end of a 7-iron in your anus and the other end in the cooch of an unidentified black girl. Bonus points if she wakes up first.
Max Cobert got carnoustied last night. He was not happy today.
by Jeffrey Bice October 12, 2005

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