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A person with sub-standard looks.
A person who looks like they operate the tilt-a-whirl at the county fair.
"Mike goes for carnies, he only gets laid when the carnival is in town"
by mb05 May 25, 2005
 
1.
Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.
The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?
by the_guy January 14, 2005
 
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Austin Powers Sums this one up nicley.

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Hey carnie those coconuts are stuck to the poles !
by Mixmaster Jazzy G April 08, 2004
 
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Carnie is the name of the hapless protagonist from the blockbuster hit "Death of Carnie". He is proficient with torches and old timey bicycles. His nemesis is N-Steak
Carnie is underfed and possibly immortal.
by Great Sacandaga Lake September 19, 2007
 
4.
Slang for people who eat meat. Short for carnivore. Often used in the veggie community.
I used to be a carnie, but now I'm a veggie.
by pseudonymistaken April 10, 2014
 
5.
The scary people who work at carnivals.
A smelly carnie with four teeth missing was hitting on me
by tatertot208 May 26, 2005
 
6.
the unique ability for a person to MASTER a task to the extent they are deemed a "carnie." these tasks can range from "nintendo duckhunt" to "shoveling." this person completes a task at an above average performance level winning the title of being the "carnie."

"have you seen ali's drawings? she carnied the shit out of them."

"honey, come look at the piper's yard. floyd just symmetrically crosscut his lawn in 23 minutes! what a carnie!"
by mr. acorn February 03, 2008