A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.
Hey, Don't Be A Carlton
by FluffyWolf52439 November 17, 2017
Carlton is the type of guy you get when you mix the band geek with the star football quarterback. Nice, considerate of others, a great taste of music with a classical twist, and nerdy in some areas, yet VERY good looking, confident (sometimes cocky), and at the peak of his game. He understands the fundamentals of what it means to be a decent human being: he’ll open the door for you, pull out your chair for you, and bring your mom flowers; basically, chivalry done right. Don’t get the wrong idea though, this isn’t a “nice guy” pushover kind of fellow - he needs nothing from you. We’re talking six-pack abs, bulging biceps, hair beyond the wildest dreams of any girl, and a chin so sharp Gordon Ramsey himself sharpens his knives on it. His height will dwarf you, too, so you’ll want to bring a stepping stool along for the date. (Yes, even if you think you’ll ONLY want to hug him. Which you won’t.) Those handsome brown eyes have accounted for at least 15 of the missing persons cases last year alone, as a few too many girls got lost staring into them. He’s always presentable, often overdressed, but completely comfortable in whatever element you plop him into. He’ll take his time to listen and care for you on an individual level, and you can consider yourself one lucky girl if you get a stab at him.
by vector______ November 23, 2021
An AFL team of cheaters who are far too incompetent to win a premiership without breaching the salary cap and buying a premiership.
It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.
It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...
It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.
It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...
Carlton supporter: "Giv me ya munny! I needz sum munny coz Im lyk so poor and I dun liv in a home and I gotst no tooths"
Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"
Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"
Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"
Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"
Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"
Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"
Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"
Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"
by Candemothium January 5, 2011
A boneless pussy who breastfeeds from his 60 year old mother, because he is physically and mentally unable to ingest solid foods.
by The Pheen October 12, 2018
by Schoie2003 April 29, 2019
by Shhfhbdu November 23, 2020
A privledged black man, A suburban black man. A black man whose parents are wealthy or has money. Whose parents can take care of him and all his problems so he doesnt have to. A black man who is not hood but tries to be "down" with the hood folks. Such as Carlton from the Fresh prince of Bel Air.
"He shouldn't even be hanging out in the hood. He's a Carlton" "why is he making gangsta rap when he is a Carlton"
by Persianeyez September 3, 2017