carlos caliente 

The reverse to the "hot carl". Where you shit on someone's face and then cover it with seran wrap.

She totally sophocated when i gave her a carlos caliente.

carlos caliente by Joe Parker October 17, 2006

Caliente Carlos

When you make the unfortunate mistake of consuming a gas station burrito only to vomit a full load of refried bean warmness on your partner's torso during a coitus activity.

I'm not sure Jeanine enjoyed the Caliente Carlos I gave her for Christmas.

Caliente Carlos by Neener4kids December 29, 2011