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Carlisle Cullen 

Dr. Carlisle Cullen is the "adopted" father of Edward Cullen and his "siblings" in the novelTwilight by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire, but works at the local hospital because he likes to help people.
"It could happen to anyone," Carlisle Cullen spoke to Bella and she felt a tugging sensation on her arm.
"It COULD, but it just about seems to just happen to me." Bella sighed.
(or something like that)
Carlisle Cullen by alice cullen April 16, 2007
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The hottest vampire... go get a phsical now =D
Oh Carlisle its so cold, (hint it's not his stethoscope), carlisle cullen
carlisle cullen by ninon_19924 October 9, 2008

Carlisle Cullen 

Carlisle is fine asf- I mean I would slurp that boy down like spaghetti that man is beauty at it's finest
Carlisle Cullen is a fine asf- vampire I'd let bite me

Carlisle Cullen 

The Olympic Coven's ( also known as the Cullen Coven) " adopted father/sire" he got all the cullens to become animal drinking vampire "vegetarians " He also seems to think that because he and the rest of his family drink animal blood they are automatically better than all human blood drinkers and is Christ reborn.
Friend: What the heck, Carlisle Cullen makes no sense, it's called a blood bag idiot.

Me:I know right like what the heck Carlisle quit acting like you are so much better than everyone just because you don't understand the meaning of real food and rabies,I mean they're animals for god sake.
Carlisle Cullen by HelloTwithches September 16, 2016

carlislecullensrealwife 

carlislecullensrealwife is a very funny tiktok star. They are very famous, and are scarily in-love with Aro from Twilight.
“Yo, have you seen carlislecullensrealwife’s new video on tiktok?”

“No dude, what’s it about?”

“The usual; Them being absolutely in love with Aro Volturi.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026