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Carl Huebner 

1. Another word for God or Jesus.
2. Sometimes meaning the messiah or savior.
3. Someone who is very sexually active.
"The bible is written all about Carl Huebner."
Carl Huebner by Carl huebner January 17, 2009
A young male with an intense sexual drive towards money and fame. He will make up stories to succeed and flex his wealth on weaker opponents.
He is most times very brauny and muscular but lack brains.
Man: Have you seen David today!? He was so full of himself....

Girl: No, he's just acting like Carl-Hugo
Carl-Hugo by Jehovas witness October 9, 2020

Carl Hinel

the simple act of rubbing your beard on your neighbors groin and/or grundle while purring like a kitten.
Ray Kraft gave Maria a Carl Hinel late last night while Billy and Mikey watched in amazement!
Carl Hinel by John Casselberry April 3, 2009
A hell of a guy, and will also probably fuck you up with his golf club. Carl-Hugo is a sexy beast who everyone thinks is gay but in reality he gets hella bitches.
*guy 1* you heard about that guy Carl-Hugo?
*guy 2* yeah, I heard he fucked that girl Britney last night!
*guy 1* no homo bro but like he’s really sexy.
*guy 2* yeah bro I know.
carl-hugo by VibeChecker420 January 16, 2020

carl hadgraft

Carls the type of guy to smell a pie and float towards it
Person 1:Hey how’s that carl guy?
Person 2: I don’t really know he just wants his wood holding that carl Hadgraft guy
carl hadgraft by Large hairy November 7, 2021

Carl Sandburg High School 

Located in orland park, illinois, on 131st Street and La Grange Road. It is a large chool of 4000, about half of them arab or some sort of brown, and the other half haters. The white population of sandburg is supposedly 89% but thats becuz arabs put that they are white.The Arabs of sandburg are the worst, segregating themselves and sitting in tables by the vending machines and constantly yelling "Wakka!" or "Gucci!"Every white male in the school wants to murder all of them, In the Race Wars of 07, the whites constantly dominated over the blacks and the arabs with brute force. In truth, sandburgs kids are some of the most ignorant and self-centered chuckleheads this world has ever seen. The girls at sandburg suck both ways. they are complete sluts or crazy stuck up bitches. The freshmen class is notorious for banging seniors.the worst features of carl sandburg is the football team. They talk as if they have amounted to everything, but in reality,they suck dick. Not to mention they are so roided up that their nipples and chest have stretchmarks and their noses look like squidward.Another small fad taking part in sandburgs alumni is "gangs" which are hardly gangs. The Gangs that exist are the "Brew Crew", a bunch of football throwing, beer swigging, cockmunchers, "The Block Squad", a bunch of potheads, and, possibly the gayest, "The Guap Squad" which is the biggest group of socially retarded rejects that have no lives or goals.Overall, sandburg is a school of cliques
Kid: You go to Carl Sandburg High School?
Sandburgian: AWWHHH YEAAA! EAGLES!!!!
Kid: Fucking faggot