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The pimpshit. A guy who has a big Johnson , he's funny as hell, buff as shit. He gets all the bitches. Only dates girls named Laura though. Carios are usually smarter than a mother fucker like those bastards are like rocket scientist 99.2% of the time
Hey girl you see that cario over there ? He's so pimpshit, buff, smart, and funny
by BulletBuckley January 18, 2014

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