care a toss 

To give a damn

"I just started to learn French."
"Bully for you, stupid, I don't care a toss."

Who cares a toss for politics?

care a toss by JQPublic May 6, 2010

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

National Care About A Boy Day 

Men need to be cares for, looked after so every year on the 3rd of December ask a boy if you encounter one, “Are you okay?” get them to express their feelings to you.

Her: “Today is the 3rd of December which means it’s National Care About A Boy Day”
*walks to a boy*
Her: “Are you okay?”
Him: “No, not really”
Her: “Let’s go talk about it”

National Care About A Boy Day by MattyMunro November 16, 2021

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people 

I wouldn’t care if you people died the next day. I really don’t give a crap about you people.

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people. You people constantly prove to me that you are not worth fighting for or saving. I wish all of you would just drop dead like a bunch of wasps sprayed by wasp spray.

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR 

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES

Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR by notacarebear69 September 18, 2019

Drop a Care Package 

(V) To have to go to the bathroom. Normally going #2.

"Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH

Drop a Care Package by xHotdwg94x April 19, 2011

I Don't Give a Care 

Like I don't give a shit but Canadian

Bill: I'm gonna snog your mom.
Jeff: I don't give a care.

I Don't Give a Care by Joe Ivy June 12, 2019