cardioepathy 

A connection of the heart. Similar to telepathy, where two minds are connected, but much more powerful. In cardioepathy, one can feel the emotions and strains of the heart.

Jim: I'm having a great day.

Bob: You didn't need to tell me, I already sensed it through cardioepathy.

cardioepathy by cardiologistbill April 1, 2010

Carrieopathy 

The pathological resistance to making your spouse coffee. It can present as avoidance behavior or physical aversion to the act of making coffee for one's spouse. Can be successful treated with humor and affection. Results are often temporary though.

She suffers from acute carrieopathy.

Carrieopathy by Dr. Roxy December 18, 2021