A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.
Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.
by Sea Dot January 21, 2014
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when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.
hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?
by mrizack August 2, 2010
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