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i'd hit it -- with a car 

A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.

I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking

1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car

relationship is like a car

A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!

Pimp'in Out (a car)

Related to the Smash hit MTV series, 'Pimp my Ride' where dodgy cars as done up in an attempt to make them super rides.

In general terms this refers to an individual doing up/Pimp'in Out (a car), i.e. new stereo, new exhaust, new paintwork, body kits, etc...

on it like a car bonnet 

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"
on it like a car bonnet by StMi February 13, 2012

taking his car for a walk 

Person driving in front of you extremely slow.
Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk

you wouldn't steal a car

An idiotic PSA comparing pirating a 1 GB movie file and stealing a full blown $50k+ 2 ton vehicle. The phrase was a part of an anti-piracy campaign called "Piracy, It's a Crime" created by Motion Picture Association. The PSA paints piracy as a bad thing even though it helps people living in 3rd world countries, aids developers test out software, and opens artists up to a whole new world of software.

"You wouldn't download a car" is a common variant of the phrase, originally created by Reddit user augreeko on /r/funny.
you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME.