mayonnaise a nas car

This phrase is simply a redneck's way of telling you your car is very nice. I'm not really sure how to spell mayonnaise when used in this application. Any helpers out there?

"Mayonnaise a nas car!", Man that's a nice car!

by lindafarkle February 22, 2014

Car apartment

When a nomad lives in his car and takes the open road for living no address

Jimmy really loves his car apartment

by lipsandlies December 12, 2020

car hitler

Did Hitler and Car Hitler meet up in the back rooms. Yes they did under Car Hitler Fastist ideology spears across Car Europe with Car Mussolini loving the idea but in 1945 a rap battle with Eminem led to Car Hitler killing himself later Nikita Grushev and his winions ordering bob the builder to build a wall around east Lego city to keep out the influence of free dental insurance to his workers which something he couldn’t afford

Did you hear Car Hitler shoot himself

Yeah ikr want some Dino nuggets

by The real history man_1238 April 4, 2023

My kid ate a car and broke it

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My kid ate a car and broke it

by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021

Car Dragged

It's like being jet lagged, but you traveled in a car.

I just drove 16 hours straight from Chicago to Orlando, I'm car dragged.

by Mr.Chilly June 24, 2023

Chew-Bac-Car

An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.

Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"

by Sperloid July 23, 2021

Car Ugly

The ugly/disgusting physical appearance one develops after a long car ride or trip. Edematous face, chapped lips, pimples, greasy or dry skin.

Her: Did you see Maley yesterday?
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.

by VoyagerII April 11, 2022