captitude

The manner/method in which things are kept in captivity.

A word made up by Gazza.

Another attraction (if you can call it that) is some guys with different kinds of animals (from monkeys to snakes to birds) in different forms of captitude, that you can have your photo taken with.

captitude by Funkee_Monkey April 24, 2005

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Cattitude

When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.

Aloofness, Cattitude

Cattitude by inipi February 8, 2012

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craptitude

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

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crapitude

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

crapitude by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010