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One whom regularly enjoys viewing porn of the unicorn variety, and/or has excessive amounts of unicorn porn on his porn viewing device, usually fat, smelly, acne riddled, mentally retarded, and/or socially awkward
Yo captain unicorn porn has a ton of unicorn porn on his phone
by Captain unicorn porn July 12, 2014
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