captain planet

a guy who is soo cool he rocks my socks!

Captain Planet rules my entirely unpolluted world!

by ivy March 3, 2004

captain planet

To kick another dude in the balls

Aaron: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Bill: What?
*Bill gets his balls busted*

Aaron: You have been educated

by SargeHavoc May 11, 2008

captain planet

Dumbest show ever made. Nobody cares about saving the world anyway.

The power is yours to LOOT and POLLUTE!

by Duke Nukem March 23, 2003

captain planet

The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.

If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.

by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

captain planet

a gay ass satanic/communist cartoon

captain planet is the devil

by I fart on Ted Turner's nose March 3, 2005

captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me January 12, 2006

Captain Planet

Protect the environment, or he'll fucking kill you!

Guy: You got glass in my eyes..
Ted Turner: ..And my foot in your BALLS!"
*boots
"CAPTAIN PLANET!"

by Ghost Dog X August 12, 2009