When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty April 7, 2018
A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017
Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw
Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*
Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!
by Gibsonion August 19, 2019
When it's time for her 10th protein shake of the day so she grabs your ankles,holds you upside down and gives you the human capri sun by sucking the nut right out of you.
by IntoTheGrimm May 5, 2022
When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw
by Twatguzzler301 March 6, 2021