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caprese salad 

Noun.

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.

verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.

'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
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A very nice girl who is very loyal. She is the best friend you could have , she is the funniest but when you need her to be there for she will. She is the friend who will never let you down. When you see her she just brightens up you day .She the life of the group . She makes friends with everyone she is not scared.
When you see Capreece your day is full of joy.
capreece by The prettiest Girl February 9, 2019
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Caprise is a gorgeous, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, a person who is very beautiful and has a very good figure. She is selfless and outgoing, doesn’t care about other's views on her and is the best friend to have. She makes new friends easily due to her charismatic nature. She has a very alluring speaking and singing voice and is sophisticated by nature. She is not only creative but also highly intelligent, and this will increase exponentially with age.
I wish I were a Caprise.
Caprise by gamergurll July 21, 2019
Capree's are normally really hot woman. They have smoking bodies and are drop-dread gorgeous. They are also very sweet, and make amazingly supportive, perfect girlfriends, not to mention a hot body! They are completely adorable, but often get mistreated or understood by men. There hot body often make them very attractive, and most are blonde and complete sweeties.
All boys want a Capree , because they are are so fucking sexy.
Tommy: That girl is so sexy, she is such a Capree
tyler: Yeah, i really wanna fuck her
tommy: Nah, I want her as my girlfriend
tyler: you will have to fight me first
Capree by franktheturtle October 18, 2009
Funny, hot, amazing person.
Tom: It is so hot outside.
Jerry: Not as hot as Carese.
Bob: True story.
Carese by rolliegay December 24, 2009
Caprees is a name to a beautiful young girl who has a one of a kind personality. She is a one in a million girl who is very unique. Words can not describe this young girl. Numbers can not rate her as she is not rateable. Not many people have the name "Caprees" as it is only given to a certain somebody who has unlimited strength and has a very kind hearted soul. Many people probably don't say it, but she looks absolutely amazing without makeup.
Caprees, you are one amazing and one of a kind girl :)
Caprees by horse feeder July 31, 2012

Capressing 

Adorably cute and yet rather depressing. Usually used to describe angsty Alternative music.
"I don't love you" by My Chemical Romance can be considered "capressing"