To ejaculate with extreme force
I can caport 6 feet
by michelinman85 November 19, 2010
Top Definition
too short to be capris. too long to be shorts. guys think they're cool. they often times look like swim trunks.
Jamie: Err, Chelsea? See (name left out) shorts? Err, capris?
Chelsea: Ew...
Jamie: They too long to be shorts, and short to be capris, but what do we call them?
Chelsea: Kuh-... Por-..
Jamie and Chelsea: CAPORTS!!!
by w0witsjamie January 23, 2007

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