the capitol g 

Familiar Authority

The Guy you know, who is in the Know.

When ya say "Sup G?" He's got the answer.

I don't know that but ask him he's the capitol G.

the capitol g by Grant Springer May 30, 2006

Capital-G Gamer 

Noun.

A self-styled "hardcore gamer" who proliferates the excesses of gaming culture, including its issues of elitism and bigotry against marginalized groups, and who stands opposed to the normalization of video games for a mass-market audience.

Although Gamergate has provided a unifying ideal for them, and has amplified their presence on the internet, Capital-G Gamers have existed since Nintendo Entertainment Systems were found in the boys' toy aisle, in the form of webcomic authors, arcade bullies, and internet forum posters who reject efforts to cater to the female playerbase--among countless other forms.

Capital-G Gamer by Nickel Pickler July 23, 2021

Capital G Gay

Someone so queer, so over the top flamboyantly homosexual that there is no possible way they could be straight.

Girl: I think that cheerleader dude is kinda hot.
Friend: He's Capital G Gay, you don't have a shot in hell.

Capital G Gay by MrJizz May 15, 2010

Capital G God 

Capital G God is a distinction for the Judeo Christian god. It’s used when there’s a conversation about multiple deities or religions to avoid any confusion.

Me: the Olympian gods have done some messed up stuff. Oh crap... I shouldn’t have said that. I’m about to get hit by lightning.
Friend: God wouldn’t do that.
Me: I meant the gods, not Capital G God.

Capital G God by Queenie’s Girl February 5, 2021

gay with a capitol H

Super gay like a superhero gay...hence the H

Friend #1: "Dudeski I totally had this wack dream last night wherst I Whas being chased by a crab with lightning bolts coming out of its I's and he was wearing loafers!
Friend #5: Hold on let me check my dream book...dude...you are gay...with a capitol H...!!!
Friend #9.7: Dude that is wack!
Friend Numero Dos: Shit son!

gay with a capitol H by Tony Da Popsykle September 8, 2005

capital gains 

(FINANCE) the increase in wealth that goes to the owner of a financial asset when it increases in value. If you buy a share of stock, and the share increases in value, then you have capital gains whether you have sold it or not.

If you sell the stock at the higher price, you have made money on the transaction and have "realized capital gains." If you hang onto the asset in the hopes its value will increase even more, you have "unrealized capital gains."

For owners of stocks, wealth can come in the form of capital gains or dividends. For owners of gold, the only benefit comes from capital gains. This is why gold is usually not a good investment.

capital gains by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

Capital Gains Tax 

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

Capital Gains Tax by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024