Capital Hill Police 

When you barely even try to stop something from happening as it happens in front of your eyes

Based on the events on 1/6/21 when the Capital Hill Police failed to keep MAGA protestors out of the Capitol of the United States.

The fucking toilet at Taco Bell began overflowing and all I could do was be a Capital Hill Police officer. What they hell else can I do? It isn't my toilet.

Capital Hill Police by Mbiggz January 6, 2021

Kings of Capital Hill 

Collectively the Legislative and Executive branches of the United States Government.

So named because they do not pay taxes, determine their own pay raises, have their own health care and personal security all at the tax payer's expense. Similar to Medieval Feudal Kings.

The Kings of Capital Hill want to expand "Gun Control".

Kings of Capital Hill by K-Town 326 September 6, 2009

Capitol Hill 

COD Warzone irl

“Practice time’s over now, we’re headed to Capitol Hill”

Capitol Hill by Strudelgod03 January 6, 2021

Capitol Hill 

1. Seattle neighborhood populated mostly by an abundance of floppy beanie-wearing, ironically mustachioed, self-important individuals. Most attend art school or are "photographers". Area seems to breed misguided political views. The area is flooded with overpriced, overcrowded boutique bars designed to resemble a dusty basement. Swill beer (i.e. Pabst, Natural Ice, Busch, Ranier, Olympia) is consumed in large quantities.

2. Hipster capitol of the Northwest

3. The Brooklyn of the West Coast.

"Bro, what's goin down tonight?"

"Thinking about hittin up Capitol Hill to drink all the PBRs. Coming?"

"Yeah, but I can't stay too late. I have to go take pictures in the morning for class."

Capitol Hill by ReluctantSeattlite January 8, 2013

Capitol Hill 

A very uncomfortable place to sit if one's name happens to be Bill.

Ty: What are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.

Ty: Loser.

Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.

Capitol Hill by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

Capitol Hill Day School 

CHDS does absolutely nothing to prepare you for real life. It is basically a prep school for Sidwell and is home to 50% Taylor Swift stans and 70% assholes. The school is a wannabe progressive that fucks up a little too often.

Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.

Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.

Typical conversation with a kid from Capitol Hill Day School:

CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?

St. Peter's kid: What about it?

CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.

CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.

St. Peter's kid: WTF...

Capitol Hill Day School by ittybittytitties September 28, 2021

capitol hill 

Area in Seattle Washington that boasts to holding more homosexuals per capita than anywhere else in the nation.

also holds an unfortunate statistic that 1 in every 5 gay men in Capitol hill are infected with HIV

capitol hill by herbie February 1, 2004