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Cape Hatteras 

n. The national park on North Carolina’s Outer Banks that was by its founding designated as a joint recreational area and primitive wilderness, that through the devious and out and out dishonest efforts of environmentalists is on the verge of being turned into a bird refuge.
v. To use misleading, faulty research and methods to thwart a person’s access to property where such access had previously been guaranteed by the federal gov’t.
You say a pretty bird was found dead in your yard and with no evidence you were accused of killing it, and a study your ex's mother in law performed said you really didn’t need the house anyway, so you’ve been evicted and your house sold for a dollar to your ex's mother in law? Man, you’ve been Cape Hatterassed.
Cape Hatteras by yoaudo April 24, 2008
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Cape Hatteras 

ONe of the most boring places on the planet. (coming from a resident) Every summer, tourists come down and make the residents' lives hell. It also has a dumbass secondary school.
Daddy, do we have to live at cape hatteras?
Cape Hatteras by Mr. Obvious February 14, 2004

Cape Hatteras Secondary School 

CHSS is a school with only 300 students in it and hosts grades 6-12. Most of the guys here are tall, average, white fuckboys who will send pics of their dick to literally anyone. Here, everyone who is born on this island is related to each other so if you thought Alabama was bad, you haven’t come here yet. The middle schoolers try to act cool and like they are older than they are. The high schoolers are all just annoying as shit. Welcome to Cape Hatteras, where you can smell death before you even walk in. Last thing to remember is it’s a small ass school and if you do anything the whole school will know in a millisecond.
Wow i just got here and i already hate this place more than my old school? I must be at Cape Hatteras Secondary School
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026