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People's Democratic Republic of Canuckistan 

We are going skiing at Whistler this weekend, the greatest resort in the People's Democratic Republic of Canuckistan!

Canuckinese 

<typical exchange in Canuckinese>
Jill: How do you like that gravy and fries, Wendi? I made it myself, eh?
Wendi: Ugh, this poutine tastes like coon shit! This is straight to the garburator, hoser.

Soviet Canuckistan 

1. A hilarious attempt by Pat Buchanan to make Canada feel shameful about not wanting to participate in a pathetic, unnecessary, wankerific war.

2. A cute nickname for a country that is actually smart enough to stand up to the United States, although the latter of the two countries is fully under the impression that the former is its bitch.
Two days ago, when Canada asked the United States not to target Canadian citizens just because they were born in certain countries, Mr. Buchanan griped to Mr. Press that Americans didn't need a lecture "from Soviet Canuckistan."
--The Globe
Soviet Canuckistan by Nemuko May 11, 2003

Canuckistani 

I can't believe we got a campsite next to a bunch of goddamn Canuckistanis
Canuckistani by Tevia September 26, 2005

Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.
I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."
Canuckistanian by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006

Canuckistan 

Derisive name for Canada, reflecting its anti-American sentiment. Coined by Pat Buchanan on October 31, 2002.
In their quest for a worldwide Caliphate, Islamofascists are using Canuckistan as a staging area for future attacks on America.

With friends like Canuckistan, who needs enemies?
Canuckistan by (I am) John Doe March 19, 2008