Friend two "Its okay, sit down, have a breath. I am going
to take you to a place where they can help you."
TWO HOURS LATER
Friend one " where are we?"
Friend two " we are at a special hospital, where they treat
Canuckdianitis. You are going to be fine."
FRIEND ONE IS TAKEN INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE MANTAL FACILITY, TO THE CANUCKDIANITIS WARD, WHERE THE UNFORTUNATE FELLOWS ARE LOCKED AWAY. THERE IS NO CURE FOR CANUCKDIANITIS