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Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.
Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*
Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005
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When someone consistently, and in epic proportions, messes around with someone else's life.
What he did is fucking cuntery in the extreme.
cuntery by Distinctly Female June 14, 2018
Staying off the drink is a canter
Canter by User67776489 December 7, 2019
A place to pick up loose woman, a brothel
After a hard day at the office, I like to visit my local cattery.
Cattery by Bitlor January 8, 2020
1. The behavior of arch-bitches.
2. Blanket term to describe the behavior of women who assume the societal prerogatives traditionally reserved for men.
'Hark! Methinks the most fell cuntery was afoot this eve.'--- Attributed to John Wayne Bobbit's ambulance driver c. 1993
Cuntery by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

Canterbury 

A City in South-East England. With a Cathedral. And some parks. And a lotta buses. And 2 Waterstone's that are back to back with each other, which is pointless!
Bruv, you live in Canterbury wiv the big Cafedrull and stuff?
Canterbury by Stuzzagal July 8, 2011
The state of being cool.

Synonym for "coolness" but actually more cool.
It comes from the slang "vacano" or "vacaneria" which means cool/great.
"That's cannery"
"Yo, that's so cannery"
Cannery by jeanisimo March 26, 2017