To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor
Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.
by Hi my name is Alfred April 6, 2016
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A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator
Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*
by UncausedGlue268 April 8, 2023
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When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.
by Avery St. John August 7, 2022
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Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.
Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.
by Clifford Skridlow February 1, 2016
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when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss
Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny
by ineedcodies August 11, 2022
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