cannaboner 

A state of being so stoned you unintentionally produce an erection. Whether or not this leads to arousal is unknown, but the man who produces the cannaboner is never ashamed of it.

For female equivalent, see cannaqueef)

John: ...
Bill: Wow, John sure it fucked up.
John: ...
Lynn: Yeah, cut him off. Wait, what's that bulge in his pants?
John: ...
Bill: Ha ha, he's got a cannaboner!
Lynn: I'm done too; I don't want to cannaqueef.

cannaboner by Onlooker1957 January 13, 2010

Cantanese Crabcakes 

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.

Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."

Cantanese Crabcakes by TheBaffelerKing January 12, 2010

cannaboner 

(n)- 1: the feeling one gets when something related to marijuana is so awesome, so epic, that no other word can describe the ecstasy.

2: anything cannabis related that causes excitement

Person A- Did you see Daniels new 18 inch ROOR??
Person B- Yeah, it gave me a cannaboner bigger than the ROOR.
A HAHAHA. Nice

cannaboner by kzle6146 October 24, 2011

Cantainer 

Container that is neither a bottle or a can but is made of plastic with an aluminum can top.

Monster Energy's new Hydro drink comes in a cantainer.

Cantainer by Seven_Gram_Snyder November 13, 2017

Cantaleene 

The excited outburst of going to the cafeteria (canteen)

I am so excite to eat lunch. I feel very cantaleene .

Cantaleene by ReinaBITCH December 13, 2016