2) the act of not being allowed to do something.
"I can't get it up."
"You can't do eeeeeeeeet!"
"You can't have sexual relations with the Olsen twins in this state. They're only 17."
"Here, smoke these drugs. NOW!"
"I can't. You're a cop, and we all know it!"
Rupert: "I just Can't do it Jim. I just Can't."
Jim: "Rupert, Nike's Slogan is not "Just try it" it is "Just Do It," so just pick yourself up and go out and face your fears and concur them."
Rupert: "Thanks Jim!"
2. To not be able to achieve something. Often used by the great animated fictional guitarists Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth from the Death Metal Super Boy Band 'Metalocalypse'. Often used to make humour out of Scandinavian accents. In fact, one should add an s to every word to create extra humour of a person with a scandinavian accent. Your mockery of their struggled pronunciation of english will be culturally appreciated as it is a form of correction.
Girl: "Haha jesus was a grammar nazi for a costume party we had. that was pretty great watching people get absolutely offended by that.
Teaching jobs, yo.
Also the school that i was HOPING to hear back from? your friends? never responded! bastards!"
You'll have to go in there and meet with them personally.
You should spell it grammer natzi. It's good bait."
Girl: "oh it sure is
2: "I cants gets to plays the granpas guitars nos more!"
or "Is you cants be the leads guitarist Toki, I ams".