telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018

Canoodling Hoagie 

To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.

A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.

A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.

A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.

A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).

As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.

Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.

Canoodling Hoagie by ReeseSondheim June 30, 2009

Canuding 

The act of canoeing down a river in the nude.

Ruthie and Eric used to enjoy canuding.

Canuding by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006

Canosaing 

To "canosa" (canosaing) is to show off how intellectually superior you are to all your "friends", usually on how much better you are at an activity or game, even if they suck. People who "canosa" often typically have large foreheads, to store their equally large egos - they get bullied easily, and spend most of their free time in front of a mirror or under a kitchen table.

"I went 9/1/1 in that Lee Sin game I played yesterday, I carried so hard"
"But that was a bot game..."
"...and?"
"bro, stop canosaing"

Canosaing by 100%4headmass December 23, 2019

cunoodling 

- the act of making out
- very affectionate snuggling
- romantic in the eyes of the cunoodlers but very disgusting to observers

The two lovebirds were cunoodling on a bench, I thought I was gonna barf.

cunoodling by Blehck! July 26, 2009

Canoodling 

The disgustingly sweet cuddling of two very close individuals who are most likely romantic partners. Generally used in a sarcastic way.

"If you two are done Canoodling, we could actually start this game."
"Yeah, Chris had to leave the room. Nothing makes you feel more like a third wheel than two people Canoodling."

Canoodling by Catsreadbookstoo June 28, 2016